laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

I NEED TO TRY THIS

(Reblogged from tyleroakley)

bloggingtitan:

bunnywith:

castielismycherrypie:

lozzasa:

dr-what-son:

plaidsunglasses:

gallifrey-feels:

lagio:

i always reblog this, it’s so fucking gooood

uh, no, nope. This just reminds me of that comic.

you know the one

it’s cool

i didn’t need to sleep tonight

what comic

This one.

NO. NOPE. NOPE NOPE. DON’T READ THE COMIC. DON’T DO IT GUYS,

READ THE COMIC

DON’T READ THE COMIC

READ IT, THEN REGRET READING IT

(Source: urhajos)

(Reblogged from crazedhumor)

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

(Source: bigfatphallusy)

(Reblogged from tyleroakley)

comedycentral:

The Colbert Report is back tonight! All of Stephen’s biggest supporters will be watching.

Best. Moment. Ever.

(Reblogged from comedycentral)

ARTPOP era

(Source: evilartist)

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fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(Source: uvmsemba)

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ruinedchildhood:

When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.

Oh my god

(Reblogged from tyleroakley)

When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

image

Reality:

image

(Reblogged from mydrunkkitchen)

enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

deathbygatiss:

thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

NICOLA NICOLA LOOK

You mean my fellow penguins would guide me places and it would solve my always getting lost because of my dire sense of direction problem?

(Source: pedalfar)

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