“In a world where people don’t see in color until they find their true mate”
OH MY GOD
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read
My God, I just changed so many freaking passwords!
Stupid fucking web security, I think my hands are gonna fall off!
Do you realize how many sites we use?!?!?! Facebook, Amazon, Twitter, Tumblr, AO3, Spotify, Pandora, Songza, Google, YouTube, Flickr, Netflix, and like a fucking billion others!!!!